
For Cats
The Automatic Laser Chase
“A hunting session that requires absolutely none of your effort”
$54.99
$76.99
The Story
“I have chased that red dot across three time zones and I am not finished. What I appreciate most is that it changes direction before I expect it to, which keeps the whole exercise honest. My staff no longer needs to be involved, which suits us both.”
Details
The Automatic Laser Chase projects a quick, unpredictable beam across floors, walls, and the general vicinity of everything I hold dear — rotating through patterns that mirror the erratic movement of actual prey, not the lazy back-and-forth that lesser devices offer. It runs on its own schedule, switches intensity without warning, and can be aimed by paw when the mood strikes for a more personal session. The result is genuine physical exertion and the particular satisfaction of a hunt conducted at full commitment, several times a day, with no human required to stand there looking bored about it.
Crafted and shipped with care. Arrives in 7 to 14 days.