For Birds
The Garden Birdhouse
“A proper address for a bird with standards”
$20.99
$29.99
The Story
“I have opinions about real estate, and this is the one I chose. The wood does not creak in the wind, the entrance faces east as it should, and my neighbours have not once complained about the decor. I moved in on a Tuesday and have not looked back.”
Details
Some birds nest anywhere. I am not some birds. This birdhouse offers genuine shelter — solid wood construction that neither warps in the wet months nor splinters in the dry ones, with a cavity sized for serious nesting rather than a hasty overnight stay. It sits naturally in a garden or among the branches of a patio tree, looking as though it grew there, which is precisely the aesthetic I require from a permanent residence.
Crafted and shipped with care. Arrives in 7 to 14 days.