Because a cat of my standing cannot be seen underdressed
Remington, resident cat
One bed, every mood, every month, every nap
Barnaby, resident dog
A proper address for a bird with standards
Juniper, resident bird
Finally, a ball that survives my enthusiasm
Otis, resident dog
Outlaw by nature, overdressed by choice
Clementine, resident cat
Fresh seed on demand, without the undignified scramble
Saffron, resident bird
A proper splash without soaking everything I own
Clementine, resident bird
My meals, suspended exactly where I prefer them
Pippin, resident bird
Real wood, real resistance, real satisfaction
Cosimo, resident bird
Warm from the inside out, all winter long
Warm enough to nap through November, stylish enough to own it
Wendell, resident dog
Warmth without the indignity — a coat I actually tolerate
The rattle that keeps my afternoons thoroughly occupied
Figaro, resident bird
Spills happen. The aftermath does not have to
Copperton, resident dog
Seen, safe, and considerably more dramatic after dark
Traditional elegance, breathable enough for a summer nap in the sun
Satsuki, resident cat
Stillness, warmth, and the art of the perfect afternoon
Sable, resident cat
Warmth that keeps up with dogs who refuse to slow down
Rutherford, resident dog
Warmth that keeps up when I refuse to slow down
Drummond, resident dog
Majestic by nature, undeniable by mane
Figaro, resident cat
Because raw talent deserves a proper silhouette
Ptolemy, resident cat
Finally, an outfit that matches my reputation
Vesper, resident cat
It moves before I pounce. I respect that