Warm enough to stay, soft enough to forgive a Monday
Clementine, resident cat
A proper curl deserves a proper place to make it
It moves before I pounce. I respect that
Ptolemy, resident cat
One click, no fur on the sofa, everyone wins
Because a jewel at the throat changes everything
Isolde, resident cat
It moves. I did not ask it to. I respect that
A hunting session that requires absolutely none of your effort
Finally, a fish that puts up no fight and still wins
Anchovy, resident cat
Every floor a kingdom, every perch a decision
Marlowe, resident cat
Two levels of purpose, zero regrets about the sofa
Finally, prey that moves without my having to imagine it
Claws maintained, furniture spared, dignity intact
Marble, resident cat
Real catnip, real chaos, zero batteries required
Because a cat of my standing cannot be seen underdressed
Remington, resident cat
