The Formal Necktie Collar

The Wardrobe

Weather is no excuse to look ordinary. Sweaters, coats, and finishing touches for every season and every entrance.

The Formal Necktie Collar

The Formal Necktie Collar

Because a cat of my standing cannot be seen underdressed

Remington, resident cat

The Bandana Collar

The Bandana Collar

Because a bare neck is a missed opportunity

Clementine, resident dog

The Sunglasses Hairpin

The Sunglasses Hairpin

Because a good hair day deserves a great accessory

Clementine, resident dog

The Halloween Western Cosplay Costume Set

The Halloween Western Cosplay Costume Set

Outlaw by nature, overdressed by choice

Clementine, resident cat

The Winter Vest Harness

The Winter Vest Harness

Warm enough for January, dignified enough for the neighbours

Clementine, resident cat

The Lion Mane Cat Costume

The Lion Mane Cat Costume

Majestic by nature, undeniable by mane

Figaro, resident cat

The Cold Front Jacket

The Cold Front Jacket

Windproof, waterproof, and entirely above the weather

Sable, resident cat

The Heather Cotton Coat

The Heather Cotton Coat

Warmth without the indignity — a coat I actually tolerate

Clementine, resident cat

The Classic Denim Jacket

The Classic Denim Jacket

Effortless structure for cats who refuse to look underdressed

Marlowe, resident cat

The Striped Cotton Jumpsuit

The Striped Cotton Jumpsuit

Warmth without the indignity of looking like a potato

Ptolemy, resident cat

The Plush Dinosaur Costume

The Plush Dinosaur Costume

Apex predator energy, zero actual threat to the sofa

Bramble, resident dog

The Fleece Winter Vest

The Fleece Winter Vest

Warm enough to ignore you from a toasty distance

Clementine, resident cat

The Everyday Hoodie

The Everyday Hoodie

Warm enough for January, cool enough for whenever I feel like it

Biscuit, resident dog

The Reversible Winter Jacket for Hairless Cats

The Reversible Winter Jacket for Hairless Cats

Two coats in one, because the cold has no sense of occasion

Alabaster, resident cat

The Kyoto Kimono

The Kyoto Kimono

Traditional elegance, breathable enough for a summer nap in the sun

Satsuki, resident cat

The Solid Fleece Pet Sweater

The Solid Fleece Pet Sweater

Warmth without the indignity of looking like a sofa cushion

Clementine, resident dog

The Fleece Sweatshirt Vest

The Fleece Sweatshirt Vest

Warm enough to nap through winter, stylish enough to be seen doing it

Clementine, resident cat

The Midnight Cloak

The Midnight Cloak

Finally, an outfit that matches my reputation

Vesper, resident cat

The Magic Academy Cape

The Magic Academy Cape

Because raw talent deserves a proper silhouette

Ptolemy, resident cat

The Summer Cotton Day Shirt

The Summer Cotton Day Shirt

Cool cotton, cooler dog — summer sorted before the first walk

Clementine, resident dog

The Santa Claus Print Sweatshirt

The Santa Claus Print Sweatshirt

Festive warmth, without the indignity of a full costume

Figaro, resident dog

The Petal Dress

The Petal Dress

Effortless charm for the small dog with very large opinions

Clementine, resident dog

The Bear Patch Knit Sweater

The Bear Patch Knit Sweater

Warm enough for January, charming enough for an audience

Clementine, resident dog

The Christmas Costume

The Christmas Costume

Festive enough for the photos, comfortable enough to forgive

Figaro, resident dog